Advanced Biomarker Labs in Montecito, California
Residents of Montecito now have access to hospital-grade longevity biomarker testing via local Quest Diagnostics centers.
Quest Diagnostics Locations Near Montecito
You can complete your draw at any of the following locations after securing your lab order online:
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Cottage Uc – Coast Village Rd (Preferred)
Montecito, CA 93108
805-569-7847
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Cottage Uc – Upper State (Preferred)
Santa Barbara, CA 93105
805-569-7351
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Quest Diagnostics – Santa Barbara State – Employer Drug Testing Not Offered
Santa Barbara, CA 93105
805-280-2654
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Quest Diagnostics – Goleta Hollister Ave – Employer Drug Testing Not Offered
Goleta, CA 93111
805-967-6424
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Cottage Uc – Calle Real (Preferred)
Goleta, CA 93117
805-879-4239
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Don’t Pay Retail Prices at These Labs
Most patients in California overpay for basic blood work. We use a Function Health membership to unlock incredible pricing at the locations listed above.
| Feature | Standard Walk-In | Function Health |
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| Total Cost | $2,500+ (Est.) | $365 / year |
| Biomarkers Tested | ~20 (Basic Panel) | 100+ (Full Body) |
| Clinician Notes | ✘ No | ✔ Included |
| Retest (6 Months) | ✘ Pay Again | ✔ Included |
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Why Montecito Residents Are Upgrading Their Labs
Many individuals in California are turning to preventative testing for three main reasons:
- Find Answers Standard bloodwork can miss issues like thyroid, hormone, or autoimmune problems.
- Longevity Optimization: You cannot optimize what you do not measure. Function tracks APOB, Insulin, and Cortisol to measure aging.
- Family History: Early detection of cancer signals or heart disease risk factors is possible.
Montecito excels in fostering a strong sense of purpose and natural movement. Its beautiful environment naturally encourages active lifestyles through walking and hiking, while many residents find deep fulfillment in philanthropy, entrepreneurship, or passionate pursuits, embodying the Blue Zone ‘Ikigai’ principle of having a reason to wake up each day.
However, a challenge lies in consistently applying the ‘Down Shift’ and ‘80% Rule’ principles. Despite the serene setting, pressures of lifestyle and wealth management can impede true stress reduction. The abundance of luxury dining, if not mindfully approached, might also subtly counteract the Blue Zone practice of eating until 80% full, potentially leading to overconsumption.
The 3-Step Process for Montecito Locals
- Start Your Membership: Create your account online.
- Draw Blood: Book your appointmnet at any Montecito location. The draw can take less than 15 minutes.
- Get Answers: Results are uploaded to your secure dashboard with clinician notes explaining every red flag.
Common Questions
Can I walk into Quest in Montecito and buy this?
No. This specific package is care of Function Health and must be ordered through them.
Is this covered by insurance?
Function Health does not accept insurance. It is HSA/FSA eligible.
Ready to See Your Data?
Don’t guess about your health. See the full list of biomarkers included and get your access code below.
