Advanced Biomarker Labs in Santa Maria, California
Residents of Santa Maria now have access to hospital-grade longevity biomarker testing via local Quest Diagnostics centers.
Quest Diagnostics Locations Near Santa Maria
You can complete your draw at any of the following locations after securing your lab order online:
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Star Drug – Santa Maria (Preferred)
Santa Maria, CA 93458
805-349-0558
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Pacific Arthritis Center – Questselect Members Only (Preferred)
Santa Maria, CA 93454
805-925-8899
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Quest Diagnostics – Inside Grover Beach Vons
Grover Beach, CA 93433
805-305-3255
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Quest Diagnostics – San Luis Obispo Froom Ranch – Opening 12/23/2024
San Luis Obispo, CA 93405
805-858-3357
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Medstop – San Luis Obispo (Preferred)
San Luis Obispo, CA 93405
805-549-8880
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Don’t Pay Retail Prices at These Labs
Most patients in California overpay for basic blood work. We use a Function Health membership to unlock incredible pricing at the locations listed above.
| Feature | Standard Walk-In | Function Health |
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| Total Cost | $2,500+ (Est.) | $365 / year |
| Biomarkers Tested | ~20 (Basic Panel) | 100+ (Full Body) |
| Clinician Notes | ✘ No | ✔ Included |
| Retest (6 Months) | ✘ Pay Again | ✔ Included |
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Why Santa Maria Residents Are Upgrading Their Labs
Many individuals in California are turning to preventative testing for three main reasons:
- Find Answers Standard bloodwork can miss issues like thyroid, hormone, or autoimmune problems.
- Longevity Optimization: You cannot optimize what you do not measure. Function tracks APOB, Insulin, and Cortisol to measure aging.
- Family History: Early detection of cancer signals or heart disease risk factors is possible.
Santa Maria residents possess a unique opportunity to embrace Blue Zone principles, especially through their vibrant agricultural heritage. The abundant access to fresh, local produce directly supports the “Plant Slant” principle, making it easier for community members to nourish themselves with wholesome foods and build healthier eating habits.
However, a prevailing challenge lies in integrating “Natural Movement” into daily life, given the car-centric infrastructure. Coupled with popular culinary traditions often centered around meat, residents must make conscious efforts to balance their diet and actively seek opportunities for physical activity to fully align with longevity principles.
The 3-Step Process for Santa Maria Locals
- Start Your Membership: Create your account online.
- Draw Blood: Book your appointmnet at any Santa Maria location. The draw can take less than 15 minutes.
- Get Answers: Results are uploaded to your secure dashboard with clinician notes explaining every red flag.

Common Questions
Can I walk into Quest in Santa Maria and buy this?
No. This specific package is care of Function Health and must be ordered through them.
Is this covered by insurance?
Function Health does not accept insurance. It is HSA/FSA eligible.
Ready to See Your Data?
Don’t guess about your health. See the full list of biomarkers included and get your access code below.